May 2012
6 posts
PG POLISH PORN
Some Manky Polish Couple Started SHIFTING THE SHIT OUT OF IT at the Hot Food part of the Deli today right in my face at work!! needless to say i loved it! haha
''I like to use a Dutch oven to cook this portion...
Was Just Reading A recipe Online There and spotted this!! apparently its an actual oven! WHO KNEW AY??
April 2012
10 posts
Went home for the weekend
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and found out the craziest thing. A guy we went to school with is in jail in Wales for dealing crack!
WHO???
March 2012
5 posts
id say when they see me coming into work with make up on in the morning they know shit went down the night before! Hahaha
People With Hearing Aids Get Free Bus Passes.
went to the doctor there last week for a check up and she decided to refer me to an audiologist because my hearing is worryingly shit for someone my age apparently.
So the specialist rang me after dinner today to book an appointment and after i hung up i realised i must of said “huh??” and “pardon??” a fuck load in the two min convo we had!
She must get that a...
I Wish I Was An International Woman
The start of that gotye somebody that i used to know song sounds the Bop off bah...
February 2012
11 posts
Can February march? →
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No, but April may!
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I Hope i Dont Get AIDS
A Woman With A Lisp Came Up To Me In Work To Ask Me Something and Spat In My Mouth!
I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.... →
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Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
HAPPEEEE BUUUUURTHDAY
Dya know what i JUST realised!?! i have been to a lot of birthday parties and have heard various groups of people singing the Happy Birthday song and i have NEVER EVER heard it sang well! no matter who it is there is always that awkward start and painful high note and loud rushed end!
January 2012
9 posts
To whom it may concern,
Was having a thinkin sesh there, seeing as technology is all the rage these days if i were to try contact someone of admiration then a letter would be the best way! i never read my emails but i do get excited when i get letters. in the post! il def get a reply if i were to write!!
The Mother.
My Mother is a funny woman! she cracks the odd joke she heard down the village alright but the main humour i draw from her is purely the things that she says!
These are a few examples:
1. ”sure go on the t-internet and call it up on the google”
= google it
2. ” knowing her she’l probably go on a cruise or something for her 50th, actually i think shes going to that Las...
Things to do before i die............ride one of... →
November 2011
7 posts
FMOL
OVEN BROKE IN WORK SO IT WAS AN EXTRA PAIN IN THE ASS! NOT SO MUCH A HOT FOOD DELI WITHOUT THE ABILITY TO MAKE THINGS HOT. SO YEAH…..
F-FUCK
M-MY
O-OVEN
L-LIFE
When you realize you're going to be home alone: →
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Oh yeah, I’mma free bitch!
You hear the slightest noise
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gift idea.......for me!
http://whatculture.com/music/new-amy-winehouse-album-lioness-hidden-treasures-to-be-released-dec-5th.php
and its out the day of my birthday!
October 2011
5 posts