February 2012
11 posts
Can February march? →
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No, but April may!
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I Hope i Dont Get AIDS
A Woman With A Lisp Came Up To Me In Work To Ask Me Something and Spat In My Mouth!
I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.... →
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Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
HAPPEEEE BUUUUURTHDAY
Dya know what i JUST realised!?! i have been to a lot of birthday parties and have heard various groups of people singing the Happy Birthday song and i have NEVER EVER heard it sang well! no matter who it is there is always that awkward start and painful high note and loud rushed end!
January 2012
9 posts
To whom it may concern,
Was having a thinkin sesh there, seeing as technology is all the rage these days if i were to try contact someone of admiration then a letter would be the best way! i never read my emails but i do get excited when i get letters. in the post! il def get a reply if i were to write!!
The Mother.
My Mother is a funny woman! she cracks the odd joke she heard down the village alright but the main humour i draw from her is purely the things that she says!
These are a few examples:
1. ”sure go on the t-internet and call it up on the google”
= google it
2. ” knowing her she’l probably go on a cruise or something for her 50th, actually i think shes going to that Las...
Things to do before i die............ride one of... →
November 2011
7 posts
FMOL
OVEN BROKE IN WORK SO IT WAS AN EXTRA PAIN IN THE ASS! NOT SO MUCH A HOT FOOD DELI WITHOUT THE ABILITY TO MAKE THINGS HOT. SO YEAH…..
F-FUCK
M-MY
O-OVEN
L-LIFE
When you realize you're going to be home alone: →
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Oh yeah, I’mma free bitch!
You hear the slightest noise
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gift idea.......for me!
http://whatculture.com/music/new-amy-winehouse-album-lioness-hidden-treasures-to-be-released-dec-5th.php
and its out the day of my birthday!
October 2011
5 posts
I LOVE CATS.............
this is something i will never say or post about or have pictures of PROMISE! some people just LOVE cats!! it weirds me out that most popular thing on the internet is of or about cats! (in fairness that is hilarious)
of course u will you're John Mayer.... →